I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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