i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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