Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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