Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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