Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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