My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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