thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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