Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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