I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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