bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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