I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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