quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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