we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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