i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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