Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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