Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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