God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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