Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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