I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
farters have to be the big spoon...
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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