I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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