Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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