How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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