oh god the rape fog is back!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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