In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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