I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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