I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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