I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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