Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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