Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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