I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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