I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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