just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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