Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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