ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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