White coat. Heels.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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