Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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