There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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