bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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