so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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