ya dads aren't the best wingmen
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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