He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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