good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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