Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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