If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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