i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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