So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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