this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I wish there were birth control emojis
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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