I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Dicks are not precious.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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