I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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