I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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