Say something about gay babies.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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