its not stalking. its research.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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