I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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